Monthly Archive for August, 2012

Salted caramel icecream

I am currently obsessed with Cynthia Barcomi’s salted caramel ice cream. I make about a batch ice cream a week. It’s not enough, though. *Sigh* I love her rich chocolate ice cream recipe too. I honestly believe that I could rub the stuff all over my body or take a bath in it. No wait, […]

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Here it is! I apologize for the late post and thank you very very much for your patience. If you are new to this crap or you forgot what the story was about, you might consider reading The trouble with Kitty – part 1.     So, Kitty kind of volunteered to prevent hell, as […]

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Dyslectic aliens

I have a husband. He reads a lot. And I don’t mean bills. Big books. A lot of paper. A lot of ink. A lot of wisdom. Well ok, maybe not that much wisdom, mainly action, spaceships, aliens, guns and that sort of thing. Seldom my blog, though… At least not since there are soooooooooooo […]

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You weren’t supposed to read. But hell, you’re like me: spoiled only child, imminent death for any sane thoughts that dare approach, buffeted by life’s sticky sweet condensed milk, stabbed by reality but finally cradled in cozy iridescent nonsense. You’re about 34, ok make that 24, sounds better, sounds like an age you’ll want to […]

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< PART 1 > This episode features vampire waitress Kitty who later plays a minor role in saving mankind, like nail polishing just worse. It is also about the apocalypse, but then again – it always is! ‘What do you want a husband for?’ Kitty asks for the umpteenth time and she always annoys me […]

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The incident of the pizza

The incident of the pizza and what a vampire like me learned from it… Ok. So by now you know that I AM NOSFERATU. Which admittedly is a little inconvenient for me – going public with this catching disease and whatnot. But ok. I will learn to deal with it as I move along, I […]

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