Daily Archive for July 31st, 2012

I am the nosferatu

Receptionist: ‘F****!’ Me: ‘Pardon?’ Receptionist: ‘What the hell are you doing?’ Me: ‘I’m sucking all precious blood out of the orthodontist,’ I growl and tighten my grip around the neck. ‘What the hell does it look like I’m doing?’ Receptionist: ‘It looks like you’re sucking all precious blood out of the orthodontist.’ Me: ‘There you […]

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